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Four Great Jokes That'll Make You Laugh!

Airplane
An airplane is about to crash and a female passage stands up and shouts "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a real woman". She starts frantically removing all her clothes and shouts again "Is there any one here that can make me feel like a woman?". A man stands up, quickly takes off his shirt and throws it to her and says "Here... iron this and then get me a beer!"

Church
An old couple is sitting in church and the old lady lends over to her husband and whispers "I just let out a silent fart, what should I do?" and the old man replies "Well, first you should fix your hearing aid".

Supermarket
A guy is walking around in a super market when a beautiful blonde woman waves at him. She approaches and says "I think you are the father of one of my kids". The man thinks back to the only time and cheated on his wife and replies "oh shit! Are you the stripper I fucked at my friends bachelor party while they all watched?" and she replies "No, I'm your daughter's math teacher."

Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank and instead of pulling out a pen to endorse a check with, he accidentally pulls out a rectal thermometer. Embarrassed and realizing the mistake he says to the clerk "Well, that's just great. Some asshole has my pen!".

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